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  Benny Badger couldn't understand that remark. The white-footed gentlemanhad had plenty of time to spend while watching him dig the den. AndBenny said as much, too.

  "That's exactly the point," said the deer mouse. "I've spent so muchtime already that I've used it all up."

  Well, Benny Badger couldn't understand that either.

  "Used up all the time!" he cried scornfully. "Isn't there plenty morewhere the other time came from?"

  "Oh, to be sure--to be sure!" said the deer mouse, who seemed ready toagree to anything--except to Benny's invitation. "But there is anotherreason why I mustn't visit your new home this morning: I'm hungry. Ihaven't had my breakfast yet."

  Suddenly Benny Badger remembered that he was hungry himself.

  And as he stared at plump Mr. Deer Mouse a certain idea came into hishead. And he looked Mr. Deer up and down before he spoke.

  "I haven't had my breakfast either," he said at last. "I'm ready for agood meal. Come right in and join me!"

  But something made Mr. Deer Mouse say, "No, thank you!" _Joining abadger at breakfast!_ Somehow that had a dangerous sound.

  XXIII

  MR. DEER MOUSE IS TIMID

  Benny Badger began to lose patience with the deer mouse. He was one ofthe most timid persons Benny had ever seen. And Benny was on the pointof telling him that he hadn't even the courage of a prairie dog.

  But suddenly a new idea flashed into his head. He thought he knew whatwas troubling Mr. Deer Mouse.

  "When I asked you to join me at breakfast I didn't mean what you thoughtI did," Benny announced. "You thought--didn't you?--that I meant tobreakfast on _you_."

  Mr. Deer Mouse admitted faintly that he had had some such notion.

  "How ridiculous!" Benny Badger cried. "Why, you're so quick that I couldchase you all day--and all night, too--without catching you. You're toospry for me. So we might as well put such an idea out of our minds."

  Benny Badger sighed as he spoke. And he couldn't help noticing, oncemore, how very, very plump Mr. Deer Mouse was.

  "What I meant by your joining me at a good meal was simply this," hecontinued: "If you'll only stay with me, and follow me quietly whereverI go, there's a good chance that you'll have a bone to gnaw before agreat while."

  All that seemed very pleasant to the deer mouse.

  "Thank you ever so much!" he murmured. "I'll be glad to accept yourinvitation, so long as we aren't going to breakfast inside your newhome."

  So they set out. And for a time Mr. Deer Mouse followed Benny Badger allaround the neighborhood.

  Though Benny kept a sharp watch on all sides, he couldn't seeanything--or anybody--that promised a meal. And he decided at last thathe would have to make a change of some sort in his plans.

  So he sat down and beckoned to Mr. Deer Mouse to move nearer.

  "You go ahead of me, and I'll follow you," he said. "You're smaller thanI am, and perhaps you won't frighten the game the way I do."

  Mr. Deer Mouse did not seem to care for the suggestion.

  "You might make a mistake," he objected. "If I went ahead of you, youmight think that I was the game. And there might be a terribleaccident."

  Benny Badger sniffed.

  "Nonsense!" he cried. "If I did make such a mistake, I promise you thatI wouldn't let it happen more than once."

  But the deer mouse proved to be a stubborn chap. He declined flatly todo as Benny wanted.

  "Very well!" said Benny Badger gruffly. "I'm sorry that you don't careto make things as pleasant as possible for a newcomer. Where I used tolive, people couldn't do enough for me."

  "I believe you," Mr. Deer Mouse retorted. "In fact, I've heard that aman even set a trap for you, right in your own doorway."

  Of course, that news came to Benny Badger as a great surprise. He hadhad no idea that Mr. Deer Mouse knew anything about him.

  "Somebody has been gossiping!" Benny Badger growled angrily. "Who toldyou that?"

  "Goodness me! Everybody has heard about it," Mr. Deer Mouse replied."Don't you know that news travels fast over the plains?"

  "Does it travel as fast as I do?" Benny Badger asked him suddenly.

  Before the words were out of his mouth he leaped at Mr. Deer Mouse. Andfor one as heavy as he was, Benny leaped with surprising swiftness.

  But quick as he was, he was too slow to catch Mr. Deer Mouse napping.That nimble fellow seemed to melt away right beneath Benny Badger'spaws.

  For one moment Benny was sure he had him. And the next moment he wassure he hadn't.

  He couldn't see his small neighbor anywhere. In fact, it was a wholeweek before Benny Badger set his eyes on him again. And to Benny'samazement, Mr. Deer Mouse was just as polite as ever. He asked Benny howhe liked his new home, and if he had found the people in theneighborhood as pleasant as he had expected.

  "My house is a fine one," Benny told him. "And I dare say theneighborhood is as good as I could expect. Certainly there's a plenty ofGophers and Prairie Dogs here."

  "I suppose"--said Mr. Deer Mouse--"I suppose some of them join you atbreakfast every morning."

  Benny Badger looked at him sharply. He was all ready to get angry. ButMr. Deer Mouse was so polite, and seemed so respectful, that Benny wasashamed to lose his temper.

  He actually winked at Mr. Deer Mouse. And he felt more cheerful than hehad since the rancher spoke ill of him.

  "I'm glad I moved," he told Mr. Deer Mouse. "This is a fine place. I'mgoing to live here the rest of my life."

  And he did.

  THE END

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  Transcriber's Notes:

  Obvious punctuation errors repaired.

  Page 34, "you do" changed to "do you" (where do you think)

  Page 56, "pairie" changed to "prairie" (of a prairie chicken)